Do you want to have a slumber party in my basement?

So music is a big part of my life. I love to sing, I love to play guitar and I love listening to music. Anyone who knows me knows that I don't go anywhere without my iPod and some headphones. They also know that I am very opinionated so of course that voice comes out when I talk about music. So here goes my rant.

Ke$ha has some fun songs.. Songs that can get me excited to go out at night and are fun to sing but does she have any meaning in any of her songs?! Not at all. In one of her songs she asks if "you want to have a slumber party in my basement?" NO KE$HA I DO NOT WANT TO SLEEP IN A BASEMENT WITH YOU WHEN I CAN SLEEP IN MY OWN COMFY BED WHERE IT'S NOT DSIGUSTINGLY IN A BASEMENT. Why would she ever ask a question like that? Maybe if she was asking if I wanted to have a slumber party in her room I would consider.. No basements for me please.

Another hot song that has been playing on the radio (too much) is "Like a G6." The chorus goes a little something like this..

Poppin' bottles in the ice like a blizzard (How is poppin' bottles in the ice anything like a blizzard? Far East Movement, please go somewhere where there is snow, aka get out of the bay, and experience a real blizzard because that doesn't make any sense to any sane American. Thank you for making us look dumber than we already are)

When we sip we do it right gettin' slizzard

Sippin sizurp in my ride like 3 6 (Another thing Far East Movement, why are you going to be sippin sizurp in your ride? Thank you for promoting driving under the influence like any great role model would.. You're really making America proud. I also understand that you are from the bay but only a small percentage of people are from the bay when comparing it to the rest of the country so when you say "like 3 6" not than many people understand.. Having a conversation with my roommate we both could not figure out what that meant and finally we figured it out! 3 6 is 3 6 mafia! She is from the bay and I am from Sacramento and we both couldn't figure it out for awhile)

So please Far East Movement, be a little brighter in your music.

Last but definitely not least.. Willow Smith is a new and upcoming artist that is 9 years old. She sings a song called "I whip my hair back and forth." WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?! Willow Smith is 9 years old and doesn't really have hair to "whip" back and forth so I'm a little confused. She wakes up in the morning and turns her swag on (how do 9 years turn their swag on? Is it different than Soulja Boy's swag?)

I would like to thanks stumbleupoon for helping me find a site that has the top 99 upcoming songs. It's the best site ever (www.wearehunted.com).. SO if you want to hear good upcoming music that YOUUUUU can choose, checking out this website would be the best.