Are you fat?

Just take this quiz and find out..

Um have you ever seen those ads? If not that's upsetting. Basically it's a fat cartoon that turns from fat to skilly and it says "Are you fat? Take this quiz and find out!"

HOW THE HELL CAN YOU FIND OUT IF YOU ARE FAT BY A QUIZ? Last time I checked, the way you find out if you are fat or not is by stepping on a scale and seeing if it breaks. Or look in the mirror and see if you have rolls. If you're brave enough, you could even put on a bikini/speedo and walk outside, see how many people throw up. That's when you know you are fat or not.

Look around, America is the fat capital of the world. So why do we now need a quiz online to tell us that. That's just ridiculous. And the people who actually take the quiz? Really? If you need to take that quiz to find out if you are fat are not.. ODDS are that you are fat.

I just don't get what that is supposed to accomplish? Tell the fat people on the computer that sits there all day and shoves fried twinkies in their mouth that they need to take a quiz to see if they are fat.. Hmm there is something wrong with that sentence.

It's almost like telling the 500 pound woman that she needs to step on a scale to see if she is fat or not? LOOK AT HER. She's fat.

And it's not JUST that ad that is bothersome. The ones that ask "Are you in love? Take THIS quiz and find out!" Once again, how can a quiz online tell you if you are "in love"? Sometimes the internet just takes things too far. It's absurd. Shouldn't you know if you are in love with someone by what your heart tells you?

So the moral of this story is.. FIND OUT IF YOU ARE FAT OR IN LOVE BY TAKING A QUIZ ONLINE.. AND MAKE SURE TO BELIEVE WHAT IT SAYS TOO BECAUSE THAT'S JUST SMART.

For the people out in the world that actually do that.. I feel sorry for you.